He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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