your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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