just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
