the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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