Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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