i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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