she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize