So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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