quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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