And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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