You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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