I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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