READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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