But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm both gender and math confused
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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