I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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