Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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