Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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