holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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