We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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