At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
