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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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