see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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