But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
