Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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