I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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