their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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