Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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