Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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