she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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