im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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