Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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