wanna go halves on a baby?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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