Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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