I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
