Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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