Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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