I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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