I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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