My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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