So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
you had me at cake vodka
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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