i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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