4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This is not my ceiling
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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