how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
COCAINE IS GR8
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