The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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