Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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