my room smells like sperm. sweet.
even my farts smell like vagina
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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