You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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