Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She's the barista slut.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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