i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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