So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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