Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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