I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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