Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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