i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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